How I Got Pregnant

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I read a banned book I watched the news I went to a party I didn’t wear shoes
I touched a girl I touched a nerve I touched a boy I got what I deserve
I drank the kool-aid I drank the booze I paid for dinner I paid my dues
I didn’t get married in my christening dress I thought about sex I thought about sex
my baby left my baby stayed I’m 27 I’m in seventh grade
I’m in the basement I’m on TV said I was blind but now I see
I cursed my parents I cursed the lord I fucked a ghost on the bathroom floor
I didn’t bleed I bled like hell I didn’t plant no seed I didn’t stem no cell
I was a stupid slut I had a PhD I went to third base got the third degree
my baby’s an anchor by body’s a boat my cunt’s a butler let me hang your coat
you can call me monster call me mom I birthed an army I birthed a bomb
I fell down the stairs I ran into the door don’t ask what these bruises are down here for
I’m a heap of trash, a precious pearl, Virgin Mary I’m a miracle girl
I didn’t go to church I didn’t go to church I made love second got pregnant first
I’m in the stirrups I’m center stage center fold on the opinion page
I’m radioactive I’m ready to blow they say look at you
I can see you glow


from You Shouldn't Be Here, released May 31, 2013



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Cutting Room Floor Oberlin, Ohio

Cutting Room Floor is a queer, feminist, genre-bending punk 3-piece based in MI, MA, and NY. Also sometimes described as a psychic rock band from the underworld.

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